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[Originally Posted to Nintendowned.com, April 2006]

 

 So aparently the big N have announced that the Revolution will be called the Nintendo Wii. And I have to say I can't wait to have a Wii. Sorry. What I meant to say is that Wii are not amused.

 

 

 
Walking up a giant uterus, smashing demon sperm with a 2 by 4 PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Stephen Whitehead   
Thursday, 13 December 2007
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Of course, if I'm going to discuss Splatterhouse then I should start following a theme. Splatterhouse: side-scrolling beat 'em up. Streets of Rage: also a side-scrolling beat 'em up. Also known as Bare Knuckle, the SOR trilogy for the sega genesis featured one or two players fighting through a number of levels against hordes of punks in order to reach "mr X" and kill him. Sounds simple, but of course it's rather difficult. Many was the time I reached the end, only to be cut off at the last hurdle by an inability to win against the man with the machine gun. We're talking grade A fun here, people. Like Goldenaxe. A fantasy battle in a similar vein, goldenaxe featured three skimpily-clad warriors with swords, axes and magic fighting against the un-dead and other skimpily-clad folk to defeat Death Ader and reclaim the goldenaxe. Although of course it wasn't that simple. Riding on dragons was commonplace. Fighting was simple, yet the sheer number of enemies on screen at a time made the whole thing difficult, particularly for those of us who onserved out magic for just the right moment. A whole world of pain was visited upon your little man during those games. And you enjoyed it.

 



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